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  February 2014- Watchtower Public edition now available!

  by A.proclaimer in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the new watchtower public edition titled "the war that chnaged the world" and the awake titled "how to invest your time wisely" for february are up.

  looks like they are still sticking to 1914. they do talk about the war and tie it in with the 1914 interpretation.. watchtower public:.

  http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/wp20140201/.

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  breakfast of champions

  That's it! ^^^^^^

  Thanks BOBCAT

  The last paragraph of their "answer" is an Absolute Bullshit Classic. . . . love it!!!!
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  WT: World War I started in October 1914 (not July 1914)

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  according to the wt, these are the actual sequence of events that led to the start of world war i:.

  1) the gentile times ended on october 1/2, 1914.

  2) jesus took the throne immediately thereafter.. 3) one of jesus' first tasks as the newly enthroned king was to engage in a heavenly war against satan and his demons.. 4) having won the war against satan and his demons, jesus expelled satan and his demons from the heavenly realm giving them only terrestial access.. 5) since satan is a sore loser, he became extremely bitter and decided to wreak havoc upon all the earth.. 6) filled with anger, satan then provoked the nations of the earth into a 4 year bloody battle known today as world war i. so there you have it... wwi started sometime in october of 1914 (not july 1914 as history books would have you believe).

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  breakfast of champions

  Bump this too. . .
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  What date in 1914 did Satan get chucked out?

  by usualusername in

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  i remember learning at some wt school that world war 1 occured before satan was chucked out of heaven.. .

  did anyone else on jwn learn anything similar?.

  usualusername .

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  breakfast of champions

  Bumping. This is what I was thinking of on the Feb 2014 WT thread.

  All makes sense now. . . .
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  Witnessing after the Big A?

  by Doug Mason in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i had the understanding that after "armageddon", the jws would be witnessing to resurrected people who had not rejected them during their earthly lifetime, in addition to all those who had lived before the wts existed, plus every dead child and baby.

  is that still taught by the wts?.

  1. presumably all dead earthly-hope jws are resurrected first.. 2. then all jws would have to be taught what is the true truth.

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  breakfast of champions

  ". . . .seriously how paradisaic would that look?"

  Oh TIKI, you just need to trust in Jehovah!
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  February 2014- Watchtower Public edition now available!

  by A.proclaimer in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the new watchtower public edition titled "the war that chnaged the world" and the awake titled "how to invest your time wisely" for february are up.

  looks like they are still sticking to 1914. they do talk about the war and tie it in with the 1914 interpretation.. watchtower public:.

  http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/wp20140201/.

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  breakfast of champions

  "From the Wikipedia:

  World War I (WWI or WW1), also known as the First World War, was a global war centred in Europe that began on 28 July 1914 and lasted until 11 November 1918."

  Don't you realize Wikipedia was created by Satan to help college students write esssays with almost zero research?

  But seriously, I believe there's a Questions From Readers (remember that?) from the '50s where someone called them on the timing of WWI and Christ's Cellophane Enthronement. . . They of course gave some long-winded bullshitty answer. Anyone have access to a CD ROM?
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  February 2014- Watchtower Public edition now available!

  by A.proclaimer in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the new watchtower public edition titled "the war that chnaged the world" and the awake titled "how to invest your time wisely" for february are up.

  looks like they are still sticking to 1914. they do talk about the war and tie it in with the 1914 interpretation.. watchtower public:.

  http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/wp20140201/.

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  "Bible chronology and world events indicate that this heavenly war occurred after God’s Kingdom was established in the heavens in 1914. " - page 5

  "World War I. . . . provides vivid proof of Satan’s ouster from heaven. " - page 7

  So remind me again how a war that began BEFORE Invisible Jesus established God's See-Thru Kingdom provides "vivid proof" of anything?

  Interesting too that the article states the exact date the war ended, but not the date it began. . . Wonder why. . . .
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  To DA myself or to go to JC meeting, that is the question

  by Crazyguy in

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  i just got done with another visit at my home with two elders and even though i tried to say very little they took anything they could as a disagreement with them as enough to say they may call a jc meeting after they talk to the rest of the elder body.

  so since they are planning on dfing me any way, i'm wondering if i should just write a letter or go through with their meeting?.

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  breakfast of champions

  "Takin' my time, choosin' my lines

  Tryin' to decide what to do

  Looks like my stop, don't wanna get off

  Got myself hung up on you

  Seems to me you don't wanna talk about it

  Seems to me you just turn your pretty head and walk away

  Places I've known things that I'm growin'

  Don't taste the same without you

  I got myself in the worst mess I've been

  And I find myself starving without you

  Seems to me talk all night here comes the morning

  Seems to me you just forget what we said and greet the day

  I've got to cool myself down stompin' around

  Thinkin' some words I can't name ya

  Meet ya halfway got nothin' to say

  Still I don't s'pose I can blame ya

  Seems to me you don't wanna talk about it

  Seems to me you just turn your pretty head

  Walk Away"
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  Who wants to live forever?

  by Doug Mason in

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  what will living be like after 5 billion years?.

  doug.

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  breakfast of champions

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  DOUG MASON . . . . .. .you're seventy-fucking-three!?!??!?!??!??!!

  As far as I'm concerned, you have the mind of a twenty-fucking-three year old!

  Whatever you're doing, you're doing it right!!!!!!

  BOC
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  How Many Generations From Noah to Abram?

  by piztjw in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so in trying to keep family off my ass i sat in with family "worship" from the imitate their faith book.

  in chapter three it starts off saying that abram was ten generations away from noah.

  imagine the looks of anger and frustration i was given when i kept reading the sentence as abram being one generation removed from noah.

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  breakfast of champions

  Nice move!

  A generation is a generation.
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  New Outline: ELDERS MEET WITH REGULAR PIONEERS

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the outline for the annual meeting with pioneers is out.

  it talks about the gb and fds a lot.. look at this:.

  those taking the lead have shown that they are not sentimentally attached to material things.. they are willing to move the world headquarters to warwick, new york, because it will advance kingdom interests.

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  breakfast of champions

  This almost doesn't seem real. . . But I trust PIXEL!

  Wild stuff.